What The Family Is Made Of

CAUTION: Very gross, toddler potty humor to follow

Noah was taking care of business today on the potty. He solidly grunted, looked in the potty and said, "Dat the daddy"

Wah???

A minute later, I asked, "are you finished?"
He looked in the potty and said, "yes, whole family dare."
This time I said outloud, "what?"
He said, "du whole family dare. Daddy, Mommy and zey babies. All done."