It's a hat, It's a broach, it's a pterodactyl

Recently TJ Maxx, I was looking at something, while Noah was trying to convince me that he needed the red shag rub that he called the Elmo rug. From behind me I hear Aidan say, "look it's a mask. Mommy can we have this mask for Halloween?" I turned around to find him oogling a DD cup bra.
I told him, no, that wasn't a mask. He stepped back, re-assess it and said with a wave of realization, "oh, it's a patch eye".